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Hillary's Confederate Flag Hypocrisy -




GUNS -




THE CO-CONSPIRATOR FROM S. CAROLINA - This is the next RINO that has earned himself a pink slip. We will not continue to be ignored. We will be heard!




" NORTH KOREA THREATENS TO SCRAP THE CEASE-FIRE " - "It go's in that way and comes out there , just look at the other end, i'll show you how it works."




MINNESOTA GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN - Gov. Dayton, the GOP gave you a balanced budget w/o raising taxes. You vetoed it. The shutdown is YOUR fault!!




" PRICE OF BRASS GOING UP " - S. Korea warns of pre-emptive strike against North over nuclear tests.




Republican defeats democrat -




If you think snow disproves man-made global warming, well, at least you have Obamacare now to help you with your mental illness! -


TAGS: global warming deniers south park
Rating: 3.85/5

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Curlyrocks - March 16, 2014, 1:25 am
So I'v been playing the new South Park game, I made the mistake of playing the Al Gore missions 1st because he's hilarious, big mistake now I get a message from the needy clown every 3 minutes of game time.
fauxnews - March 4, 2014, 6:25 pm
You have a good day as well, sir. :-)
fauxnews - March 4, 2014, 6:24 pm
...because the Church,for instance,turned God into a form of idolatry by trying to make God a physical fact of the world.Science = facing facts. What you do w/them is up to you. If I'm snide it's because some want science to be something other than it is
premiumgrade - March 4, 2014, 6:23 pm
*get done. *scientists God, I can't type today. Have a good one, faux.
premiumgrade - March 4, 2014, 6:22 pm
Not to be rude, but as I said, I didn't want to debate. I wanted to post a poster, then get back to multitude of other things I must get. I stand by my scientist, you stand by yours. It's moot because we'll all be in FEMA camps before it's done. *winks
fauxnews - March 4, 2014, 6:21 pm
...so, that makes me an atheist by most definitions. But ironically most humane science types who don't believe in god are, ironically, more in line with what spirituality expects of them than what religions requires today...
fauxnews - March 4, 2014, 6:19 pm
Of course I can. Personally I think God is a spiritual concern and we should be thankfully we can't find proof of God's existence. It doesn't belong to the physical realm. But most theories about God don't stand because, factually, there is no proof...
fauxnews - March 4, 2014, 6:17 pm
So the debate isn't whether GW is real and caused by man AND threatening the planet. The REAL debate is:presented w/ this reality are you going to accept it or not. There are pros & cons to avoiding reality. Hopefully you're prepared for the consequences
premiumgrade - March 4, 2014, 6:17 pm
faux, I didn't post the first one to start a debate. I posted because you made a snide remark about those who disagree with man-made Climate Change. You can no more say the above than say there is NO GOD, or there is A GOD. That's all I was doing.
fauxnews - March 4, 2014, 6:14 pm
The problem is you say scientists are forming their theories "for the $$$". Yet the same science they use to come up with their GW theories has been used to test their theories by others. And it's shown, independently, that man made climate change is real
fauxnews - March 4, 2014, 6:10 pm
I like to think of this debate like the movie "Dumb & Dumber." Some h** babe tells Floyd he has NO chance with her. He says,"Not even a small one?"And she says,"It's an one in a million." To which he happily says, "So there is STILL a chance!" Dumb indeed
fauxnews - March 4, 2014, 6:08 pm
If you drink liquid drano, sure...there is probably a 3% chance you won't get sick. So should say, to hell with the doctors, pour me a sh**??? Of course you wouldn't. But because this issue can involve politics and beliefs, it's easier to be irrational
fauxnews - March 4, 2014, 6:06 pm
For instance, two staticians, using science, predicted the 2012 election months before and came within a single electoral vote using behavioral stats. And the conservatives mad fun of them...until election night. Those type of outcomes can't be dismissed.
fauxnews - March 4, 2014, 6:05 pm
It's all probability based. So just because there is no "for sure" theory doesn't devalue the power of science. Yes, some people told they will die by doctors, a 99% chance, do in fact survive. But those are the exceptions, not the rule.
fauxnews - March 4, 2014, 6:04 pm
It's like this. Science, like mathematics, is an empirical system, not a philosophy. But, yes, you can be philosophical about it. Pretends it's facts aren't real, etc. But to mock science with statements that are, ironically,logic based is to back science
premiumgrade - March 4, 2014, 4:58 pm
Scientists want their grants so they will, and have, stuck with the hand that feeds them. I’m a*** when it comes to science. Those percentages? They were invented within the IPCC. They were not bases on statistical data or math calculations.
premiumgrade - March 4, 2014, 4:54 pm
Supposed to read,"The problem is NOT CO2." Sorry.
premiumgrade - March 4, 2014, 4:52 pm
Patrick Moore, co-founder of Greenpeace in 71, quit them in 86 when they made a sharp turn to the political left. The whole green movement is political. Remember Sagan harping on an ice age? Now global warming. Oops, I mean Climate Change.
premiumgrade - March 4, 2014, 4:52 pm
The facts are clear. There is no empirical proof that man is responsible for climate change. 95% of scientists believe it? 2% believe it? Either way there is still NO proof. “Consensus” isn’t a scientific term. It’s a judgment. That’s not science.
fauxnews - March 4, 2014, 2:10 am
Um.....not sure what you are saying. The poster pokes fun at people who are in denial over the science about climate change. The consensus of scientists globally and independent of each other believe man is ruining our environment. That's my point.
premiumgrade - March 3, 2014, 2:20 am
The problem is CO2. It's not causing Global Warming.


" PARTY TIME IN CARTAGENA " - Hmmmm.......You think it's something in the water?




FREE SPEECH - There, that wasn't so bad, was it?




CONFEDERATE CELEBRATION - What are they celebrating? Getting their ass's handed to them by the Yankees? If so lets party!




MISSISSIPPI - The poorest state in the Union votes staunchly Republican. Go figure that.




South Carolina -


TAGS: sanford south carolina conservative republican
Rating: 1/5

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Oyster - May 9, 2013, 7:05 am
The same can be said for the welfare districts always voting lock step with the Dem, right.
Cannabal - May 9, 2013, 6:23 am
Yep, them touchscreen voting machines were worth e-ver-y penny.
Renza - May 9, 2013, 6:19 am
unfortunately you can't really be too surprised by a fundy state electing a fundy based upon that reason.
Oyster - May 9, 2013, 6:00 am
You mad, bro? The people chose who they wanted.


Moonbat Madness On Display -




The Confederate Flag -




Never Let a Serious Crisis Go to Waste -


TAGS: obama gun control charleston south carolina church shooting never let a serious crisis go to waste
Rating: 5/5

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calron - November 1, 2015, 9:44 pm
So basically you offered no real count for what I said and pretended to know my motivation and attacked me off that falsehood rather that actually engage in an hoest debate.
mittromney - June 22, 2015, 1:54 am
/you got your rise out of me,stalker.And that's all you're gonna get.I notice others call you calvon.Fitting.Nice username fail there you got going.Karma.You can argue with yourself for now on,CalVon.that's sums up all you really do anyways,troll.Bye now/
mittromney - June 22, 2015, 1:45 am
/of course you did, you are an irritating fail troll. that what trolls do, they like to push b.uttons. good job. glad you admitted it,Murican. There would be something wrong with me if I didn't react to your disrespectful trolling of a national tragedy./
calron - June 22, 2015, 1:35 am
Wow, looks like I pushed a b***on. :P Mental illness is the mots common factor in these types of shootings, yet politicians do no talk about the red flags that these shooters wave all over that are ignored.
mittromney - June 22, 2015, 1:25 am
-old and dirty./my your egotistically spouting off tonite. existence might be here long after we're gone. but thank {the Pope's} god you won't be./
mittromney - June 22, 2015, 1:20 am
/if they did, you and your split personalities on this site would be endangered - so I'd be for that./might be time for you to do some laundry - your socks are getting old, failtroll/
calron - June 21, 2015, 11:56 pm
They're gonna regulate mental illness?
RonaldReagan - June 20, 2015, 2:37 pm
I will relinquish my weapons, bullets first. To the thug who tries to take away my liberty.
fauxnews - June 20, 2015, 2:27 pm
Not sure what area u live in,but in the part of'Murica where I reside there are local gun shows all the time where u can pick up firearms with little or no regulation.You're living in denial to not acknowledge that scary reality in light of current events
Cyberhagen - June 20, 2015, 12:47 pm
I don't have a gun either but at least I can get one if I need one. And the myth that they are handed like candy is a lie. I needed to register with the local police dept and have two witnesses for my character, and it took several months to get.
Zeitguy - June 19, 2015, 8:53 pm
Ask Australians how that gun confiscation is working for them. Only the criminals have guns now.
mittromney - June 19, 2015, 1:41 pm
/I've always managed to protect my own house just fine without a firearm. Maybe it's because I live somewhere that doesn't glorify violence and give out a**ault weapons like Halloween candy. how is that working out for you America?/
mittromney - June 19, 2015, 1:39 pm
/so pushing for regulation on the very thing that caused the problem is shameless? the NRA hold rallies only miles away from school shootings is shameless./The idolization of guns f***ed your country


Obama The History Flunkie -




Lindsey Graham the Retarded RINO -




Get over it -




Nikki Haley -




For The Uninformed Among You -


TAGS: confederate flag cultural identity south
Rating: 5/5

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calron - November 26, 2015, 6:46 pm
http://www.civilwar.org/education/history/primarysources/declarationofcauses.html?referrer=https://www.google.com/
crankyhead - November 26, 2015, 4:48 pm
Speaking of culture, have you even read the articles of secession?
steve1961 - November 23, 2015, 3:28 pm
Purists should probably fly the white flag since that is the one they flew at the end of the Civil War...


by any means necessary -


TAGS: south park reid
Rating: 5/5

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rebeccaolsen - May 25, 2015, 10:55 pm
ts;dc :)
calron - May 25, 2015, 10:50 pm
LOL, It's it nice that you try an actual Trivial Objection here and pretend bad grammar means more than it does. But at least you didn't resort to cussing this time.
rebeccaolsen - May 25, 2015, 10:47 pm
So, hun - now you are making fun of yourself for how your own-bad-spelling exposes your pseudo-intellectual buffoonery FAIL? It's not co-opting the argument if you lose the debate. But it does make for your epic meltdown :) CALVON'S EPIC MELTDOWN FTMFL
calron - May 25, 2015, 10:39 pm
Here's another where I made a spell error that no one has pointed out. I typed a m instead of a n.


wtf? LOL -




the southern border elephant -




Chasing Caitlyn's Vote -




Sounds familiar -


TAGS: trump south carolina hitler 2016
Rating: 5/5

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calron - February 26, 2016, 2:37 am
https://i.imgflip.com/wlcxw.jpg
fauxnews - February 25, 2016, 5:18 pm
And speaking of "tantrums", you can now have the floor Mrs.Clinton. *bows cordially *
fauxnews - February 25, 2016, 5:16 pm
Nah, with all due respect "Hillary" ;-p the only one playing a "game" here is you. And this game of King of the hill you've been trying to lure me into ran out of its expiration date LONG ago.The only winning move is NOT to play.Food for thought ;-) Ciao
calron - February 25, 2016, 2:21 am
Playing the shadow game again? I actually shared the quote of what Trump said that lead to the charge he wants badges for muslims, which doesn't have supporting it, but let's not let facts like what he really said get in the way of your tandruming [sic].
fauxnews - February 24, 2016, 10:18 am
http://s23.postimg.org/b3ssfbfjf/The_Donald_owns_up_to_it.jpg
calron - February 24, 2016, 2:19 am
I never denied " Republiklan [sic] hate of Muslims" Mr puts words in other peoples mouths.
fauxnews - February 24, 2016, 12:45 am
Shushhhhh,mate... no one cares, the rest of America and I are too busy watching Trump shoot the GOP in Nevada tonite, just because he wants to watch it die...largely fueled on that Republiklan hate of Muslims you keep denying he has. X-D
calron - February 23, 2016, 2:47 am
Even the right wing sources I found didn't list his as saying that, but as usual you didn't actual refute the evidence given, rather you used Ad Hominem statements and misrepresented my reply on the other subject.
fauxnews - February 22, 2016, 12:29 am
Comment#79273 is an ignorant statement that proves the point of this poster. You are scapegoating Muslims.
fauxnews - February 22, 2016, 12:23 am
Find better sources to combat the reputable ones that got this right.Dumber than the rightwing fringe source you listed earlier trying to trick audiences into thinking inactive WMDs from the 80s were the ones Bush was after by misrepresenting the NY times
fauxnews - February 22, 2016, 12:18 am
Trump sorta backtracked on this a little but when asked about it given his hateful bias and obsession of Islamic followers, he endorsed fascist policy against Muslims, suggested this. Not that you need any of this. Trump is proud of his hate.
fauxnews - February 22, 2016, 12:15 am
Yeah,Newsbusters lol - The tagline that 'Combating liberal bias' Sure, they ain't biased.lol...Your article concludes 'Awaiting a***ysis from Rush Limbaugh on the subject? Haha Yeah, Rush is a journalist now. This is a joke
fauxnews - February 21, 2016, 11:30 pm
OTC?
tommygun - February 21, 2016, 11:22 pm
May be a good point if the Jews were cutting people's head off who disagreed with them
calron - February 21, 2016, 9:38 pm
looked it up, couldn't find it. http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/pj-gladnick/2015/11/20/msm-spreads-false-claim-trump-wants-special-badges-muslims


If you look up "Screwed" in the dictionary. -




Ding dong the wicked B***H is Dead. -




the paradox of #winning...and #losing at the same time, captured for the first time! -




#Winning -




I'm winning the GOP nomination! -


TAGS: trump goonies south carolina clinton
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - February 21, 2016, 11:35 pm
Of course Trump is an undercover liberal. No true Republican is that dumb
calron - February 21, 2016, 9:39 pm
I knew it, he REALLY is a dedicated democrat. OX=


That face you make -




Idiot-In-Chief -


TAGS: obama idiot in chief history flunky mass shooting gun control charleston south carolina democrat gun grabbers never let a serious crisis go to waste
Rating: 4.97/5

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calron - June 21, 2015, 11:55 pm
Obama is yet another Liberal Reality Denier.
Oldsod - June 18, 2015, 9:09 pm
You forgot China, where 20+ kids (mainly grade-schoolers) have been killed with knives and cleavers over a span of months. Nothing went bang bang except, perhaps, Maxwell's Silver Hammer.


If We Really Did Have Equal “Rights” In America -


TAGS: equal rights america g** marriage wedding cake confederate rebel flag southerners g** lobby
Rating: 4.56/5

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fauxnews - June 30, 2015, 10:38 pm
Suddenly redneck racists are a minority class that needs protection?(lol) Yeah,this is about "cake rights." The big difference:those Southerners once(and still would)fought for the right to take away another rights.G.ays aren't taking away anyones rights


The South Lost -




In the South's Mind, the Civil War is finally over. -




Flag goes down -


TAGS: lincoln south carolina confederate flag
Rating: 4.03/5

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MMessEnnBeeCee - July 15, 2015, 12:51 am
I think you meant state rights against unreasonable taxation without representation
Zeitguy - July 14, 2015, 11:35 pm
The confederate flag has become a symbol of slavery, which it is. But it is also a symbol of state rights to unreasonable taxation without representation. Which BTW is how we justified the revolutionary war.


Republican heads are gonna explode -




Lindsey Graham -




war on women -




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